Random Jack Bauer Fact...and now a random fact about Jack Bauer:en-ushttp://notrly.com/jackbauer/Capital One doesn't want to know what's in Jack Bauer's wallet. http://notrly.com/jackbauer/Capital One doesn't want to know what's in Jack Bauer's wallet. If Brett Favre decides to retire from Football, Jack Bauer will convince him to come back. http://notrly.com/jackbauer/If Brett Favre decides to retire from Football, Jack Bauer will convince him to come back. Jack Bauer once asked a terrorist who the boss was. The terrorist replied Tony Danza. Outraged, Jack shot ripped the mans intestines out. Tony Danza is a pussy.http://notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer once asked a terrorist who the boss was. The terrorist replied Tony Danza. Outraged, Jack shot ripped the mans intestines out. Tony Danza is a pussy.Jack Bauer's first act after being elected as President of the United States will be to add 5 new stars to the U.S. flag: China, North Korea, Iraq, Iran, and France.http://notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer's first act after being elected as President of the United States will be to add 5 new stars to the U.S. flag: China, North Korea, Iraq, Iran, and France.If Jack Bauer has sex with you, you won't stand straight for a week.http://notrly.com/jackbauer/If Jack Bauer has sex with you, you won't stand straight for a week.Jack Bauer knows "How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days". He kills them.http://notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer knows "How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days". He kills them.Jack Bauer has no hope. Hope infers the possibility of failure.http://notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer has no hope. Hope infers the possibility of failure.Edmund Burke once stated, "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." Then he saw season one of "24" and ammended his statement to "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for Jack Bauer to be on vacation."http://notrly.com/jackbauer/Edmund Burke once stated, "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." Then he saw season one of "24" and ammended his statement to "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for Jack Bauer to be on vacation."If Jack Bauer was killed, God would wake up in a cold sweat and realize he was just having a nightmare. http://notrly.com/jackbauer/If Jack Bauer was killed, God would wake up in a cold sweat and realize he was just having a nightmare. Jack Bauer is never charged the $2 fee when using foreign ATM machines.http://notrly.com/jackbauer/Jack Bauer is never charged the $2 fee when using foreign ATM machines.Little girl on the milk carton, Jack Bauer knows where you are.http://notrly.com/jackbauer/Little girl on the milk carton, Jack Bauer knows where you are.For most people, a red light means stop. To Jack Bauer, it means go faster.http://notrly.com/jackbauer/For most people, a red light means stop. To Jack Bauer, it means go faster.When Jack says Uno, just accept that the other cards he's holding don't exist. Its better for your health.http://notrly.com/jackbauer/When Jack says Uno, just accept that the other cards he's holding don't exist. Its better for your health.When Jack Bauer played Duck Hunt as a kid, he shot a hole through the TV. With the Zapper.http://notrly.com/jackbauer/When Jack Bauer played Duck Hunt as a kid, he shot a hole through the TV. With the Zapper.In Season 2 when Jack is stripped down by the terrorists before torture, the camera caught a glimpse of his testicles. Unfortunately for viewers, scientists have yet to provide us with a storage medium of adequate capacity to archive Jack's immense balls.http://notrly.com/jackbauer/In Season 2 when Jack is stripped down by the terrorists before torture, the camera caught a glimpse of his testicles. Unfortunately for viewers, scientists have yet to provide us with a storage medium of adequate capacity to archive Jack's immense balls.