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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Random Jack Bauer Fact</title><description>...and now a random fact about Jack Bauer:</description><language>en-us</language><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><item><title>Jesus turned wine into water. Jack Bauer turns blood from a terrorist he shot in the kneecaps into truth serum.</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Jesus turned wine into water. Jack Bauer turns blood from a terrorist he shot in the kneecaps into truth serum.</description></item><item><title>To stop the Japanese in WWII Truman was going to drop Jack Bauer out of a Bomber.  Instead he went with a nuke because it was more humane.</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>To stop the Japanese in WWII Truman was going to drop Jack Bauer out of a Bomber.  Instead he went with a nuke because it was more humane.</description></item><item><title>Family pictures in God's wallet... Just Jack.</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Family pictures in God's wallet... Just Jack.</description></item><item><title>When Jack Bauer was a contestant on "The Apprentice", he fired Donald Trump from his own show.</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>When Jack Bauer was a contestant on "The Apprentice", he fired Donald Trump from his own show.</description></item><item><title>Neo, you wanted to know what the Matrix is.  Well, Jack Bauer is The Matrix.</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Neo, you wanted to know what the Matrix is.  Well, Jack Bauer is The Matrix.</description></item><item><title>Jack Bauer can torture you into giving up information you do not possess.</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Jack Bauer can torture you into giving up information you do not possess.</description></item><item><title>It is usually a good idea to get Jack to promise not to let anything happen to you... unless your name is Behrooz.</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>It is usually a good idea to get Jack to promise not to let anything happen to you... unless your name is Behrooz.</description></item><item><title>Wolverine tried to stab Jack Bauer with his claws once. Wolverine's claws now come out of somewhere other than his hands. </title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Wolverine tried to stab Jack Bauer with his claws once. Wolverine's claws now come out of somewhere other than his hands. </description></item><item><title>Jack Bauer's cell phone ring is not set to 'vibrate' on purpose.&#xD;
Letting the terrorists know where he is hiding is all part of his bigger plan.</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Jack Bauer's cell phone ring is not set to 'vibrate' on purpose.&#xD;
Letting the terrorists know where he is hiding is all part of his bigger plan.</description></item><item><title>If Jack Bauer were to run for President, he would be the nomination for both parties and win with 100% of the votes.</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>If Jack Bauer were to run for President, he would be the nomination for both parties and win with 100% of the votes.</description></item><item><title>The real reason women love Jack Bauer:  He can find the Clitoris.  Always.</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>The real reason women love Jack Bauer:  He can find the Clitoris.  Always.</description></item><item><title>Vegas dealers dare not question Jack Bauer when he hits on &#xE2;&#x20AC;&#x153;21&#xE2;&#x20AC;&#x9D; looking for a trey.  In fact, they better fucking well pay up when he gets it.</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Vegas dealers dare not question Jack Bauer when he hits on &#xE2;&#x20AC;&#x153;21&#xE2;&#x20AC;&#x9D; looking for a trey.  In fact, they better fucking well pay up when he gets it.</description></item><item><title>Jack Bauer made the Bermuda Triangle disappear.</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Jack Bauer made the Bermuda Triangle disappear.</description></item><item><title>Jack Bauer jousted Sir Lancelot with a toothpick.  And won.</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Jack Bauer jousted Sir Lancelot with a toothpick.  And won.</description></item><item><title>So far, Jack Bauer has said some variant of "Trust Me" 485,942 times during his televised adventures.</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>So far, Jack Bauer has said some variant of "Trust Me" 485,942 times during his televised adventures.</description></item></channel></rss>
