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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Random Jack Bauer Fact</title><description>...and now a random fact about Jack Bauer:</description><language>en-us</language><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><item><title>"Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm fucked".</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>"Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm fucked".</description></item><item><title>The American dream is Jack Bauer.</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>The American dream is Jack Bauer.</description></item><item><title>There's only one man Jack Bauer can trust, and no it's not Tony Almeda.  It's Jack Bauer, of course.</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>There's only one man Jack Bauer can trust, and no it's not Tony Almeda.  It's Jack Bauer, of course.</description></item><item><title>The chief export of Jack Bauer is pain.</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>The chief export of Jack Bauer is pain.</description></item><item><title>Many ask what happened to Beruz in season 4.  To Jack Bauer the day is a game, and if you leave the designated area without the blessing of Jack you get erased from existence.</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Many ask what happened to Beruz in season 4.  To Jack Bauer the day is a game, and if you leave the designated area without the blessing of Jack you get erased from existence.</description></item><item><title>Jack Bauer is hung like an 8 year old. No, seriously... his penis is the size of a small boy. </title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Jack Bauer is hung like an 8 year old. No, seriously... his penis is the size of a small boy. </description></item><item><title>Ken Jennings' 74 game winning steak consisted solely of the phrase, "Who is Jack Bauer?"</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Ken Jennings' 74 game winning steak consisted solely of the phrase, "Who is Jack Bauer?"</description></item><item><title>It was not a meteor impact that killed the dinosaurs, it was actually the result of Jack Bauer arm-wrestling Chuck Norris.</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>It was not a meteor impact that killed the dinosaurs, it was actually the result of Jack Bauer arm-wrestling Chuck Norris.</description></item><item><title>Nike pays royalty fees to Jack Bauer every time they use their slogan, "Just do it."</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Nike pays royalty fees to Jack Bauer every time they use their slogan, "Just do it."</description></item><item><title>If Jack Bauer was interrogating Morpheus in "The Matrix", Zion would have been fucked.</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>If Jack Bauer was interrogating Morpheus in "The Matrix", Zion would have been fucked.</description></item><item><title>When Jack Bauer calls for backup, he isn't requesting more men. He's telling you to back the fuck up.</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>When Jack Bauer calls for backup, he isn't requesting more men. He's telling you to back the fuck up.</description></item><item><title>Jack Bauer attracts terrorists like his daughter attracts psychos and mountain lions.</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Jack Bauer attracts terrorists like his daughter attracts psychos and mountain lions.</description></item><item><title>David Palmer did not get that horrbile burn on his hand from a biological agent. He got it after he high-fived Jack.</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>David Palmer did not get that horrbile burn on his hand from a biological agent. He got it after he high-fived Jack.</description></item><item><title>Wheaties once asked Jack Bauer to be on the cover of their cereal box. However Jack turned them down. We all know he never eats.</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Wheaties once asked Jack Bauer to be on the cover of their cereal box. However Jack turned them down. We all know he never eats.</description></item><item><title>Jack Bauer can be seen from outer space.</title><link>http://notrly.com/jackbauer/</link><description>Jack Bauer can be seen from outer space.</description></item></channel></rss>
